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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Bill"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Bill Robinson. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Bill Robinson, every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Bill Robinson. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Bill Robinson, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Bill , he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Bill Robinson."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Bill . He died. I'm married to his widow."

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Women ... you know one you know them all

just like that in modern times?

MMC have made my role redundant.
WelI I thought it was amusing At least while I'm continuing to find an alternative I'll be able to claim Job Seekers Allowance - be more than I've earned in the last 4 months

Sorry to read that Graham and I hope a suitable part time role turns up soon that is a little more reliable for you.

Sorry to hear the situation, maybe at least knowing a decision is done allows you to move on rather than hanging. We just need to work out how we can help you find something. Don't be shy on a PM if I can help.