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Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Synonym....
Sorry Daddy I’ve been naughty.

Everyone knows about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer very but few know about Harold the Brown Nosed Reindeer.

He was as strong as the rest and could fly as high but just couldn't stop as fast.

One afternoon Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a little stroll around town.

As they walked, they saw a sign in a club window: “Beauty contest - The
most beautiful woman in the world."

"I’m entering!" said Snow White.

After half an hour she came out smiling and Superman said,
“Well, how'd ya go?"

"I won First Place!” said Snow White.

They continued walking and they see another sign: "Strongest man in the world contest.”

"I'm entering" said Superman.

After half an hour, he returned and Pinocchio asked him, "How did you make out?"

"I won first place too." answered Superman. "Did you ever have a doubt?"

They continued walking eventually they saw a third sign: "Contest - Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Of course Pinocchio entered the contest. After half an hour he returned with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" asked Pinocchio.

How true.

Probably been seen before by many, but made me laugh...

In the same vein:

I wasn't sure where to post this ad, which made me smile.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202302033904314

Description

Our Morgan Plus 4 Supersport is up for sale, we have had this car from new. It is number 45 of 60. , Next MOT due 20/04/2024, RED, 1 owner, £47,995

Vehicle registered: 01/03/2012
This car comes with

Rear Spoiler
Rear Wiper
Remote Central Locking
Front And Rear Door Pockets
Front And Rear Electric Windows
Body Coloured Bumpers
Rear Privacy Glass
Rear Child Proof Door Locks
Heated Rear Windscreen
Electronic Parking Brake
Automatic Retractable Door Mirrors
Hard Tonneau Cover
Folding Rear Seats
Electric Folding/heated Door Mirrors With Integrated Indicators
Toyota Safety Sense
Trailer Sway Control
Boot Door Release With Push Button
3 Spoke Leather Steering Wheel With Multimedia Switches

etc

I noticed the rear child proof locks first which prompted me to read the rest. Back office editing?
Also the registration doesn't appear on the DVLA website

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