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It was actually World Lemur Day yesterday...why !

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to, of all people, a beautiful blonde.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,

asked, .........

“Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

A bit risqué but good repost....

A 54-year-old accountant left a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary."

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old boy toy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

That's my boy

Don't worry Clemens Spring is just around the corner in Spain

Whilst in Italy the sun is always shining and style is mandatory

The next trip to Italy is already being planned Richard 😎👍

A picture to smile about