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OK Bob just for you..

We played the South African Afrikaner version whilst living out there, it was interesting with no C,Q,Z or X at that time..

Nice find, Rich but I'm afraid I'm a sassenach and not a teuchter.

William Shakespeare?
Wasn’t he the first man to have a Covid vaccination?

Roger was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance which rooster was performing and sit on the porch filling out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all.
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch he entered him in the Saint Lawrence County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," but also the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

The moral of the story:
Always vote carefully…the bells are not always audible.

Ain't that the truth.

Keep an eye on Argentina. Some of the bells are audible but perhaps no one is listening.

Yes, just saw the news about the Argentian election result.
Another flashpoint from a politician with radical views gaining power?

Well we have got bigger aircraft carriers these days if they do a Galtieiri to deflect the chaos of internal strife