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One night a man and a woman were at a bar knocking back a few beers.
They started talking and come find out they're both doctors.
After about an hour, the man said, "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun."
The woman agreed so they went back to her place and he went into the bedroom while she went into the bathroom and started scrubbing up like she was about to go into the operating room.
She scrubbed for a good seven or eight minutes.
Finally she went into the bedroom and they had sex for an hour or so.
Afterward, the man said. "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?" she replied.
The man said, "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."
"Oh, that makes sense," said the woman. "You're an anesthesiologist, aren't you?"
"Yeah," said the man, a bit surprised. "How did you know?"
"Because I slept through most of it and didn't feel a thing," she answered.

Absolutely Brilliant

Good one!

A man was working out in a gym next to a blonde woman.
He got hot while doing his sets so he took off his sweatshirt. The blonde winked and said, "Wow, you've got some nice pecs there."
The man smirked and says "100 pounds of pure dynamite, babe,"
" and returns to his workout. A few minutes went by and he got hotter so he took off his pants.
The blonde winked again and said "Wow, you've got some nice thighs too."
The man smiled and said "100 pounds of pure dynamite, babe." and returned to his workout.
After another few minutes he got so hot he took off his underwear and the blonde screamed and ran away. The man chased her down and when he caught up to her he said, "What was that all about? Why did you run away from me like that?"
She said, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse Is”.

Sportster....are you that gym obsessed anesthatist?

Interesting comment, sospan. All in fun.

Well this did make me smile and that's quite a feat on the BBC news these days...the folk in Wales may not be quite as amused..

Me too but I don't see why cyclists can't be done for speeding

John, they can normally as we had a female Special Constable in Dartmouth that got done going down College Way about 20 years ago, so they kicked her out. She was clocked at 43mph.

Perhaps they get an exemption for races, I have nothing to do with cyclists other than trying to avoid them