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I had a teacher called Miss Twit & my sons had a teacher called Mr Crapper

Not as funny but we had the coolest Geography teacher ever in Secondary School Rowan Wicks and he really was a brightness for us all and took us on foreign travel and the Maddermarket theatre in Norwich where he was performing in The Merchant of Venice, bit of an Alice Roberts and Hannah Fry educationalist. Totally effective and we all loved and respected him and returned top marks for him.

I really hope he is still sunny side up as he created the explorer in me.

We had a professor of communication at uni. She always wore a short skirt, and almost see-through blouse and knee high boots. She was the cause of much student fantasy

I'm not sure exactly what she was trying to communicate but she certaily had the full attention of the students.

We gave her the nickname of "Boots C*******n" (surname withheld for obvious reasons).

Real Australian muscle car.

I had the pleasure of a 6 cylinder Torana as a company vehicle at about that time. I had 40km of lovely windy road to get to work each day. I had a very hard job explaining to my employer why a full set of Pirelli radials only lasted 8,000 km

I cannot resist because of that photo . I know a chap who used to go into Greggs and ask for a tit bun or 2 tit buns * ……..no names no pack drill. His wife still thinks he is immature.
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* Gosh that would now be seen as harassing the members of staff but I seem to remember they always laughed .. Can I apologise to the ladies on this site as it is now seen as totally inappropriate . Sorry if I need to be cancelled on here .Bye Bye

Yesterday evening for a dessert my good lady served me up freshly baked scones topped with Black Cherry jam and dead central on each half was a generous slice of banana, so of course my instant response was, well that looks just like you laying on the beach.

Fortunately it was met with laughter..followed by don't ever grow up will you..

Just started watching ‘The Professionals’ TV series from 1977 and the sexism is shocking (old Gregg would love it). In this episode a villain was holding a nurse hostage with a grenade down her top which gave Bodie a good excuse to rip her shirt open.

In the actor credits, they used ‘pretty nurse’ - good job she wasn’t ugly!

I saw that and he brushed the dust of her ample breasts, I am surprised they still show stuff like that without complaints.

It does make you wonder how they judge these things.
To me Beeb should not be showing the rest of Master Chef with him in it but just announce the winner, but I guess it's all about investment and returns not how the aggrieved are feeling.

By cancelling the so called Christmas specials as a SOP to them with their proven twisted logic BBC fails on a crucial judgement call.

Like Wallace they just don't get it