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+8Rich #814396 29/12/24 01:43 PM
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Very nice story, Graham😀


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Originally Posted by Graham, G4FUJ
True story Heinz - I once sailed with a Danish 1st Engineer who's wife was having trouble with their Golf (they lived in Edinburgh).
Anyway, during one phone call home she related a story about the rectification of fuel flooding. All appeared well. A few weeks later there was another flooding problem which he couldn't fathom. Turns out she parked in the city, leaving the sunroof open. A downpour while she was shopping added water to the car's interior. smile

What was that old phrase.

"I have made the change, it is now idiot proof."

and the reply

"We will now find a better standard of idiot."


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Originally Posted by Alistair
What was that old phrase.

"I have made the change, it is now idiot proof."

and the reply

"We will now find a better standard of idiot."
Absolutely spot on! laugh2


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Originally Posted by Alistair
"I have made the change, it is now idiot proof."

and the reply

"We will now find a better standard of idiot."
Sounds like something Spike Milligan would say.


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In the early 80s I worked for Alfa Laval designing and building food production plants. It was the early days of PLC controls and Alfa Laval launched their automation system call ALERT. The ads said "be Alert" and those of us in the know added we to this to become.
Be ALERT we need more LERTS.

Proof that idiot proofing doesn't work & Neddy Seagoon lives on.


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John V6 #814408 29/12/24 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by John V6
Be ALERT we need more LERTS.

Proof that idiot proofing doesn't work & Neddy Seagoon lives on.
One of Jasper Carrott's too, only his was "Britian needs more LERTS" laugh2


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I am still trying to find out what a Caution Horse is.


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rofl rofl


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Originally Posted by jbk
I am still trying to find out what a Caution Horse is.

I have seen signs for stable manure, oftern wonder what unstable manure was


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Originally Posted by A11OGE
I have seen signs for stable manure, oftern wonder what unstable manure was
You wouldn't want to know.


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