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by G Walker - 24/08/26 06:52 PM
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I heard a rumour that Trump intends replacing the Pearly Gates with gold gates..... The sooner he gets there, the better, although I doubt he is going that way.
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Not a joke per se ....but the thought brought me a smile.
Saw a headline saying
"Wireless car theft devices sell for £20K online"
Under the 'no honour among thieves' principle, how long do you reckon before some car-thieving little scrote opens his £20K parcel to find a useless plastic black box stuffed with broken mobile-phone parts for his money!! 😆
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Just barreling along Needs to Get Out More!
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A very deaf elderly chap finally got an upgrade to his hearing aids so they picked up soft voices much better, a month later his doc rang to see how he was getting on. "Your family must be really pleased you can hear better again"
He replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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One from Kernow boys and girls - allegedly true  Cornish News · Follow 5h · ⚠️ Traffic News⚠️ Two drivers on a narrow country lane near Skinners Bottom, Porthtowan have entered day two of a reversing standoff, with neither car willing to back up and let the other pass. Their grans have now turned up and are keeping them fed with pasties, saffron buns and snacks, so it’s looking like they could be there for at least another two days. We will keep you updated on the situation.
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At the risk of jumping the gun, I tbought I'd get in the mood for my customary 'Bah-Humbug' flavoured Xmas! 🙂 ![[Linked Image]](https://www.tm-img.com/images/2025/12/03/FB_IMG_1764779686410.jpg) K
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One from FB yesterday
Apparently the new baby was going to be called Karl but Mary stubbed her toe..
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
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One from FB yesterday
Apparently the new baby was going to be called Karl but Mary stubbed her toe.. 
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The commonest owl in the uk is the Teat Owl.
Usually found in the kitchen
Q.What term do you use to describe when one fruit eats another?
A.Cannibananlism
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