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by G Walker - 24/08/26 06:52 PM
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John, you have just described the start of my day, still lucky to be here.
Here for a good time not a long time!!
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Been a hard day, just broke up with my partner Lorraine after 4 years being together, six months ago I met a lovely lady called Claire Lee through work, perfectly innocent but one thing led to another and both of us realised we were meant for each other.
Wish us luck.
Sings: “I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone”.
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Quiet Wednesday afternoon, white horse walks into a bar, Mein Host polishing glasses cause it's quiet as I said.
"Afternoon" said the horse.
"Afternoon" said Mein Host " what's your pleasure" (business is business)
"Well I'm not 100% sure" said the horse ""but I have a hankering for a whiskey, over ice, tall glass" said the horse.
"Really" said Mein Host " your in luck we actually have a whisky here with your name on it"
Said the horse "What, Eric?"
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Fred the conspiracy theorist died and turned up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told him that he could have a short interview with God as he'd been generally a good chap.
"Well, Fred, what can I do for you" says God
"I've absolutely got to know, who shot JFK?"
"Well, the truth is" says God. "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, working on his own".
"Blimey" said Fred "This goes way deeper than I imagined!".
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Fred the conspiracy theorist died and turned up at the Pearly Gates. St Peter told him that he could have a short interview with God as he'd been generally a good chap.
"Well, Fred, what can I do for you" says God
"I've absolutely got to know, who shot JFK?"
"Well, the truth is" says God. "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, working on his own".
"Blimey" said Fred "This goes way deeper than I imagined!". I like that a lot 😎
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Last edited by BertL; 12/04/26 07:38 PM.
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Did you hear about the dog floating around the ocean?
He's a good buoy...
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I wish you hadn't mentioned dogs, the subject is a bit sensitive for me at the moment.
Last week, my much-loved dog spontaneously combusted.
One minute, he was running around as usual, chasing his tail and playing with his ball.
The next minute ... woof.
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