Nowt as funny as folk . Just come back from Alnwick FOOD & BEER fair while walking about a well known to others but not me good looking French TV chef winked at me he had kisses for £1/- written on the rear of his white jacket for charity , he is still a quid short . Dont know what was going on in his head . Drove to Tynemouth for a walk went in a cafe for a coffee . Off to the gent's Loo and had to take my turn in the small hall with another bloke . The loo was taken the door opened and out came a cracking looking girl the bloke and me looked at each other and he pointed to the little chap on the door . Maybe she can't read I thought who know's .
Last edited by Jack The Lad; 23/09/12 05:19 PM.
