Strapped my kilt on one new years eve went to a pub do in Consett with a cockney mog owner that lived in Wales but had a cottage a couple of miles from John Mac . Up on the dance floor a bloke lay down under me . I said what the hell are you doing down there he said the wife wants to know what you have on under it , tell her to come and lye down then . I could not go to the gents without being followed by men trying to get a look so had to use a cubicle . Well it was Consett .Drank a full bottle of 10 year old malt
between us the next day on an empty stomach never touched it since .
