Of course I ate half a carrot , not a hope in hell of eating a slice of turf off a lawn God knows which dog dropped his load on it. You will be telling me next you can eat badger . Tried the sunroof its dry so will tell her to go up the local garage and stick it on the ramp with her sitting in it and leave it up their so I can have a quite Christmas . Just gone up for
at her firms do . I took
Jnr past her test 1 year ago and is now the worlds best driving instructor you are doing everything wrong dad " yes like 9 months before you came along " . I think I will go into the garage a bit more over Christmas .
JTL you didnt really eat half a carrot did you ??
......some one tell him please
Exactly. They dont get wild carrots in Lapland - they eat moss and lichen. JTL should have gone out onto his lawn , dug up a clump of moss and left that half eaten on the hearth.
What he did was a dead giveaway.
