TV car reviews are simple formulaic entertainment. Great fun to watch, but ultimately rather silly and puerile.
Morgans sit in the strange hinterland between modern sports cars and classics. They defy a normal review. They're not Porsches or Jags - it's only the price that's comparable.
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I quite like your second para, very apt. May I pinch it when required?

I'm far from Jason Plato but have driven a few cars in my time. I thought it drove superbly albeit, on the road. Guess it will be no good for what he wants, but suits my needs nicely.