On the subject of funeral Directors a few weeks ago we had those violent winds the builders outside the area told me the building next door but one had a hole in the roof . It was the undertaker on my South side . Tracy a blonde girl with a bent sense of humour runs it, so I went in to tell her. She informs me they know about it . But points out she is not a spooky person . Went upstairs ( they keep the bodies down stairs ) . While up she hears a noise then another ran for the lads who just laughed and sent her back up. She was frightened looked in the attic and two pigeons trying to have it off flew at her , she screamed no wonder a strange sound in the area . She dropped the lid screamed and off . I could not stop laughing rofl