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When I was still at work, a well known local councillor asked me what discount I could get him from a new Suzuki Swift.
Not being keen on the fellow; my answer was, "the same percentage as you can get me from my Council Tax"
I can't get you a discount, he replied.
"Well, you have your answer" I said.
He then added, I'll go and buy something else then.
I answered "You are lucky to have that choice"
The councillor left in a huff.
The owner of the café, laughing, gave me a free coffee.
