Classic JTL anecdote. Love it; keep em coming ! If I did what you ask I would be writing from a HMP and on that subject .It was 1972 one mate decided to throw the towel in and get married he is now single . I sorted out a batch night for BOB in Durham city. As always Brian got stoned Chris had a few . Johnny no drink (me) always sober ( dull boring fart ) . Stopped the fights bought the beers and played nurse maid . As we came over the Elvet bridge it was cars over in those days . Brian held onto the roof of a car to stand up , nothing wrong with that . But decided to use it like a drum . I told him off and what got out of a car but a prison warder and started on him . I stepped in to stop him he was going to rip Brian apart , then picked on me . I am not soft and stand my ground. I told him if he touched anyone . I would be going straight to the Prison Gov your job would be over . He intended to treat Brian like a prisoner and hit him . I stood infront of him and told him to go I had took his reg . He jumped in his car as the traffic built up . He shot away and we ended up at the show ground They all jumped on the waltzer except me . Brian to drunk to pay and the show chap kept coming to me for the cash. I am still waiting for my cash back . I am a dull boring fart getting them home , by the time I had done that got home and put the cars away and got a good sleep . They would call early morning my parents would send them up to my room . I would tell them to b /off and they would grab me out of bed and pull me along the very long landing into the bathroom naked and push me into a cold shower. Yes who needed enemies with mates like that.
