Originally Posted By nick w
Originally Posted By Fat Wolfie
Originally Posted By DaveW
In an ideal world I would have a garage with a kitchen and toilet/shower.



Reminds me of my cousin, who had just bought a house. He lives alone. I asked him how many bedrooms he has and he said “ it’s got 2 double garages”. I repeated my question and he said “2 or 3 I’m not sure. But I’ve got 2 garages” rofl

We get on very well...


That's brilliant.
Reminds me of a client who was telling ke his wife had just bought a new car. I asked him what it was and he replied " oh, it's a Suzukki.......something!"


I knew a bloke whose wife was expecting a baby. What I didn't know was that he was also due to get a new transit van from work.

When I asked him what he was hoping for (meaning boy or girl) he replied that he was really hoping for a blue one.

Giles. Mogless in Paris.