People are the same the world over. my best mates step brother was in the army and 4 of us decided to go to a pub that sold OLD PECULIAR . To a place called Saltburn . I was grabbed by a pededophile as a child but my mate and me kicked him and broke free and ran . Dad looked for him with his brother but he had gone . On speaking to Dad he said keep away from funny men . He did not tell me what they did . What help was that Nor did he tell me of Gays so I grew up not knowing the difference and having fear of both . At one pub my best mate said the soldier we had gone to see was Gay all night I stood with my back next to the roaring coal fire its was red from the heat. At the end of the evening my mate told me he was straight . We went to a place for a good meal we sat and sat and sat after they had taken our orders after several shaves haircuts and a birthday . Tony said that's it . Watch this he was in an stunning suit as the waiter walked passed Tony fell on the floor behind him grabbed at his trouser leg and started to beg for food telling the waiter he was starving . He followed him across the floor to the kitchen door. He got up walked back to his chair and said "Watch OUR FOOD ARRIVE INSTANTLY ITS AN OLD ARMY TRICK we use it when needed ' Sure enough it was out in a flash all the customers in stitches .
