Giles , I forgot this one Yormog was camping with Normog and a couple was camping the lad who's name slips my mind innocent awoke needed the loo but to tired to go . Slipped to the rear of the tent outside and a stream flowed past as did a midge who landed on it and stung him . He could not sleep . The next morning his wife shouted from the tent door what had happened . Everyone had some rude remarks . Oddly in the 1980s + whenever YORMOG and NORMOG got together it was belly busting laughs not forgetting been thrown off the sites . June and I seemed to miss the site owners and when asked told them we had an MG. Maybe some day I may write about what we all got up to then run away .