It reminds my of the Bonzo dog doo da band's audio sketch about the 24 hour dry cleaners. "It'll be three weeks" " but the sign outside says 24 hour cleaners" "yes that's just the name of the shop"
Showing my age now.
"unless there's an "R" in the month, in which case it will be 4 weeks". Ah, I loved the Bonzos.
I once took a pair of shoes into a local shop to be repaired and they said they would be ready on Thursday. When I pointed out the sign on the shopfront said: "shoe repairs
while you wait" I was told I could have the shoes repaired while I waited if I brought them back on Thursday. That was the only day their shoe repair man worked!
