If you are not familiar with the effects of fast-grown fresh wet grass on a cow's digestive system, you won't know about 'scour'. The results are not unlike Castrol GTX and about as slippery.. Not wanting to get this stuff up under my wings I jinked to the right to straddle it before entering a left hand bend - that's where I met an unavoidable sea of the stuff and it all went t**s up

Having unsettled the car rally style i.e. flick right before turning left I was ill placed to cope with what happened next - and I didn't
I asked the police if I could take action against the

for failing to clear up after his cattle but I was told it was an act of god.

was not best pleased and there ended my competition career.
Actually I didn't restore the car but if you want to know how bad relations can get with a Morgan service dealer (no longer in business thankfully) that's another long story.