Sorry to hear that, I was not jesting as I do know a couple of teachers and they say that retirement cannot come fast enough given the way things have changed. It is the same for fire and ambulance staff. As if their jobs were not exciting enough already?
You could almost see a Not-the-nine-o'clock-news sketch self populating.
Two kids fighting. One draws a knife. A teacher walks in and shouts to control things. The head walks in and starts asking the boys to social distance or he will have to call the health and safety officer.
Buts it okay as we are not involving colour, religion or sexual orientation in making these decisions so the world is clearly a better place than it was ten years ago.
Everyone loves a Morgan. Even me, unless it's broken again.