My solution is to keep buying more interesting cars 🙂 ... the Morgan fills that spot nicely for me and was bought specifically to address the issues you raise ... as a crossflow trad it's still great fun to drive at speeds that don't trigger every speed camera or make pothole avoidance a serious problem ... would never waste my money on a Supercar or even performance car these days, waste of time and money.

I find the Mog much better than most in terms of accessibility and reduced need to crawl under it compared to anything modern.

K