Chuffing Heck and Chuffer (bottom) are surely northern saying Rich !? Never owned or wanted a Mini but did a lot of travelling to dive locations in a friends mini van in the 60’s, even as far away from the Pool as Eyemouth, Anglesey and Lamorna Cove…long drives in discomfort. The best car for my London driving was the 205GTI, Red, first business car I owned shortly after starting up as a one man operation. Aftermarket sun roof, always leaked and when speeding into roundabouts, breaking occasionally, on my hectic sales trips, it often cut out/ hiccuped . They could never find or correct it.

Are you sure that mini shell did not had an extra O by mistake !!?
With Morgan prices a bit depressed, is it possible to renovate one at a sensible cost using tragedy repairers/rebuilders?
I certainly wish I had carried on repairing cars in my youth.
Best MM