A soccer referee arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him: "Before I let you in, can you tell me what you consider the biggest mistake that you made during your life?"
The referee replied, "I mistakenly awarded Everton a penalty in their game against Liverpool, at Anfield.. .the penalty was in the last minute and gave Everton the win."
A soccer referee arrives at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter asks him: "Before I let you in, can you tell me what you consider the biggest mistake that you made during your life?"
The referee replied, "I mistakenly awarded Everton a penalty in their game against Liverpool, at Anfield.. .the penalty was in the last minute and gave Everton the win."
"When was that?" asked St Peter.
The referee replied: "Oh, about 3 minutes ago"
...or how about a Morgan owner arrives at the Pearly gates. St Peter points out that he's not led a completely blameless life, but as he's a Morgan owner, on the balance of probabilities he's probably a good bloke, so admittance will be granted.
When St Peter opens the gates the new arrival can't believe his eyes. He turns to St Peter and asks "Is that Charles Morgan over there ? When did he die ? "
St Peter shakes his head and replies '"That's not Charles Morgan. It's God. He just thinks he's Charles Morgan".
And for Political balance (or Giles) the French view of things.
Now you're showing off your Polish ancestry Richard. Although the picture includes France's most notorious sex pest, the dancing element looks to me more to do with Poles than the French.
You know it makes sense! 