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Q: Why do they only have roast potatoes in Yorkshire?
A: Because they don't have any Devizes for Chippenham.
John
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Q: Why do they only have roast potatoes in Yorkshire?
A: Because they don't have any Devizes for Chippenham. Brilliant, but terrible!!
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No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Q: Why do they only have roast potatoes in Yorkshire?
A: Because they don't have any Devizes for Chippenham. Are you a Tony Blackburn fan ?
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A Must read for Grandparents
(Those who aren't will love it, too.)
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you
understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The
little boy nodded in the affirmative.
'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
or lose together as a team?'
The little boy nodded 'yes'.
'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an
out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire,
or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you
understand all that? '
The little boy nodded 'yes' again.
He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so
another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good
sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass or
shithead" is it?'
The little boy shook his head 'NO'.
'GOOD', said the coach . . .
'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!'
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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2021 Lapis Blue Plus 6  You know it makes sense!  2016 Carmine Red 991.2 C4S
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I hope someone doesn't have a proper heart attack.
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Best Regards
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A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
Peter ![[Linked Image]](http://bradley.it/public_images/drive.jpg)
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 Yes i remember when i got caught 
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