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The drunken uncle bit is spot on don't think I have been to a wedding where there has not been one and his wife with a face like thunder. laugh2

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Weddings the best venue for family harmony or not as the case may be - why does the Dad always think he is God's gift + John Travolta.

I was very aware of this as I gave my Daughters away - not too cheaply and acted accordingly.... cheers


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Originally Posted By nputtick
A motorist was stopped by a police car after being clocked doing 80mph in a 60mph limit.

Police Officer - Are you in a hurry, Sir?
Driver - no officer, is something wrong?
Wife (passenger) - yes you were, you were trying to get back to watch the match on TV.
Driver - be quiet and leave this to me!
Officer - are you aware you were in a 60 mph limit , sir?
Driver - of course, and I had the cruise control set to 59mph.
Wife - now dear, you know this car doesn't even have cruise control.
Driver - be quiet, what do you know about cars anyway!
Officer - But sir, you were doing 80mph according to our radar.
Wife - he was doing 90 a few minutes earlier, I told him to slow dYown!
Officer - I see you aren't wearing your seat belt sir, that's an offence with an instant fine.
Driver - I took it off when you came over, so I could get out if you wanted me to.
Wife - you never wear your seatbelt!
Driver - can't you shut the f*** up!
Officer (to wife) - Madam, does your husband always talk to you like that?
Wife - no, only when he's had too much to drink!


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For anyone that likes Bus Journeys with a difference.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/skC8u4Ok0Kg?rel=0


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A little Aussie humour

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Excellent. Wonder if Kevin Bl**dy Wilson knows it?


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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60



Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags . Then, eventually, try to get to where you can lift a 50-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level).


After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.



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Fed up of those pesky kids in Halloween fancy dress costumes asking for a trick or treat?

Simply place this outside your front door and wait for them to knock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCXf_B82SHU

Reminded me of the wifes reaction, when I told her I was thinking of getting another car.


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Perfect and a little of this helps gloomy


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