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A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:
Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something. . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 1987 Morgan +8 with a modified 4.2 litre V8 engine with direct injection generating 460 HP and with every available extra and refinement , British racing green mirror finish paint without a scratch anywhere, chrome wire wheels, full calf leather upholstery, 6-speed manual transmission, ..... at this point the husband started crying.....
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.....We'll find your car.
A Morgan Identified Fastidious Owner...
2011 4/4 Bespoke, 1981 Delorean, Auburn Boat Tail
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Excellent 
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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Don't Worry, Be Happy
Morgan 4/4 1985 2,0 Zetec
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I've got the car back -  is still missing. Oh well!
Regards
Alan
AP08 MOG
2016 Plus 4 GDi - Mazda Soul Red Metallic
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