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The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog."Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" The next time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window. We appear to have completed the cycle now this was the opening post a couple of years ago..
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In defence of FIAT  There is an Italian saying, "Donne e motori, gioie e dolori", which is to say the two things that women and motors have in common: "Women and motors, joy and pain".
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A chap takes his dog to the cinema.
During the film, every time the hero appears on screen, the dog's tail wags excitedly
Every time the villain appears on screen, the dog stands upright tail down and snarls.
At the end of the film as everyone is leaving the cinema, a man who sat nearby comes up to the chap and exclaims
"I hope you don't mind but during the film I couldn't help noticing how your dog reacted to the film, I thought it astonishing"
The owner replied
"I know, I'm amazed myself .....................he hated the book"
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Love that...the best way to clear snow...put me down for one too :snowlaugh: The Morgan girl didn't have a tattoo.... She had to go to hospital as she had splinters instead...  Morgan wings tattoo.....now there/s a thought! Rude bit approaching...... avert your gaze! 4/4 or +4 or boasting with plus8 on your ???
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On the theme of the rude bit above........ Man is standing at the urinal and a man at the next one. Glancing across he spies a tattoo on the man's equipment. Looks like LUDO. He says to the man - why have you got LUDO tattoo on ther? It's not LUDO........it's. LLANDUDNO. 
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Not going to rise to that one. 
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You could if you took your tablet
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Im not one to brag. 
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Best Regards
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Have you had the snip in the wrong place. 
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