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Excellent!!  it!  And no,  wouldn't let me park the Harley in the lounge and the Mog just wouldn't fit, so no chance for me to copy that! 
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Excellent!! it! And no, wouldn't let me park the Harley in the lounge and the Mog just wouldn't fit, so no chance for me to copy that! I once bought my now ex a Harley for her birthday and hid it in the inglenook in the hall and covered the opening with birthday paper. She thought she was going to find a small box with pearl earrings behind it, her face was a picture as she'd already found the 2CV covered in ribbons hidden in the wood shed.
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3 tech experts were playing golf.
First stops and starts taking.
The others ask..."what's up?"
He answers ," no problem , checking out our new device, my glasses are a video phone."
A little later second one stops and starts talking.
"What's up?"they ask.
"Just testing my new phone device, speaker in my ear and mic in a tooth."
Still later third says, "be back on a minute" and heads to the bushes.
A few minutes go by and his mates go to search. They find him squatting down with paper hanging from his rear end.
"Don't worry" he says, " just getting a fax from head office"
Originally posted in another topic about electronic gadgets but copied here
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That will sort out the Ying & Yang in the house 
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>> Subject: FW: Popes' Illness
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>> Popes' Illness……….
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>> The Pope was very ill, and nobody could cure him.
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>> The cardinals called in an old physician recommended to them.
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>> After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution.
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>> “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: The Pope has
>> a rare testicular disorder. The good news: He can be cured…....with sex.”
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>> The cardinals, not happy with the cure, explains the situation to the Pope.
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>> “I’ll agree to it,” says the Pope. “But under four conditions.”
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>> The cardinals were shocked.” What are the four conditions?” asks one.
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>> “First, the girl must be blind, so she cannot see with whom she is having sex.
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>> Second, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear with whom she is having sex.
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>> And third, she must be dumb, so if she somehow figures out with whom
>> she is having sex,…. she can tell no one.”
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>> After a long pause, a cardinal asks, “And the fourth condition ?”
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>> she must have “Big Tits”……..the Pope says.
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Love it!  Andy
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Love it! Andy +1
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Winter Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, February 29th, 2016
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Send this to all your male friends to make their day.
And to any female friends who may have a sense of humour!
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Cheech and Chong, early 70's. Still funny after all these years.
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