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Brian,
Now I know why the nuns in the local school where I grew up forbade the girls from wearing patent leather shoes!!!!!!!!
Cheers!
Robbie
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Two policemen call into the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes!"
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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Two policemen call into the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes!"
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet." May be not a brave, but wise decision  If you ever watched a wife cleaning up the house, you know why tropical thunder storms always have female names ...
2015 4/4 "Chaplin" in black and white, usually strolling around at the german north sea shore
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Especially on rag week!! That is why god invented , cars , pubs & sheds!!  
JohnV6
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Two policemen call into the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes!"
"We have a case here, Sarge. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet." Brilliant 
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1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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Job opportunity for Clarkson?
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That was genuinely funny! That poor lady driving instructor. And the guy that got out and slammed the door when the car stopped.. Sheer fear!!
Steve
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We get a bit of "noise" from some of the incomers about country smells in the village from the city folk and this seems to fit the bill. 
2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
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