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Richard
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Scottish First Minister.
Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur :
" You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
" You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, His hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.
" My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola.
The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky, The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
" What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.
" I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."
Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater
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Gone to Porsche Part of the Furniture
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Graham (G4FUJ)
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Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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As you have killed one of ours, do we have permission to kill one of yours?
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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As you have killed one of ours, do we have permission to kill one of yours? Feel free. They're all the same and hence interchangeable.
Richard
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JohnV6
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You do know her nickname is gnasher called after Dennis the menace dog . For a reason a boyfriend two timed her she went out with him again and while in the throws of passion she sunk her teeth into his bone , so to say. Then chucked him aside.
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