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12 of the finest ( unintentional ) double -entendres ever aired on British TV and Radio .

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - " This is a lovely horse I once rode her mother".

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator- 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him".

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -" And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing !"

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977-"Ah, isn't that nice . The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew".

5. US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer ) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........ "Oh my God !! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on "Time Team Live" said ":You'd eat beaver if you could get it".

7.A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't , turned to the weatherman and asked , " So Bob , where's that eight inches you promised me last night"? . Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard. !.

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters : "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday".

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said." There's nothing like a big a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this".

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:" "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets".

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked : " They seem cold out there , they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson linning-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself".

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Hilarious am having a really good chuckle here!

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Cricket commentary on R4 with Johners had some beauties...

West Indies v England..
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.

England v Australia...
Lillee caught Willey bowled Dilley.



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Originally Posted By sospan
West Indies v England..
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.


The definitive discussion about this particular incident is on YouTube, stay right to the end for the punchline...



Blofeld & Baxter "The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey"

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Never tire of that.


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Very good...glad that Tess cleared that one up!


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Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
12 of the finest ( unintentional ) double -entendres ever aired on British TV and Radio .

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - " This is a lovely horse I once rode her mother".

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator- 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him".

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -" And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing !"

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977-"Ah, isn't that nice . The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew".

5. US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer ) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........ "Oh my God !! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on "Time Team Live" said ":You'd eat beaver if you could get it".

7.A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't , turned to the weatherman and asked , " So Bob , where's that eight inches you promised me last night"? . Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard. !.

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters : "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday".

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said." There's nothing like a big a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this".

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:" "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets".

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked : " They seem cold out there , they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson linning-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself".


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Whilst on the subject of cricket here is a brief explanation of the game for our overseas members:-

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!


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Not forgetting.................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVTpX7LdZQ


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