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Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Dover.

Chantelle in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."

"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Chantelle you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."

The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Chantelle, "but Kayleigh is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."

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Originally Posted By James B W
Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Dover.

Chantelle in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."

"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Chantelle you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."

The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Chantelle, "but Kayleigh is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."

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Originally Posted By James B W
Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Dover.

Chantelle in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."

"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Chantelle you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."

The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Chantelle, "but Kayleigh is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."

getcoat
The solution to all their problems must be a Fiat cinquecento!


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Originally Posted By The Austrian
Originally Posted By James B W
Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint in Dover.

Chantelle in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them: "I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."

"Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You cannot pull that one on me. This is Chantelle you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."

The driver is now very cross and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Chantelle, "but Kayleigh is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."

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Originally Posted By Gambalunga
Originally Posted By The Seeker
North American men between 60 and 70 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more)

Just goes to prove what I have always suspected. Most North Amercan men between the age of 60 and 70 years are liers, and a small number are politicians (ie. They always lie)


And yours are not ... innocent

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Oh! Our politicians are worse swear


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Is anybody happy with theirs I wonder ?


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