Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

Years ago my town was (still is) a Labour safe seat. The comments were that you could put a Labour donkey up as a candidate and he would get in.
So....are donkeys now at risk?
Should donkeys make a claim about defamation of character for being assosciated with politicians?
Catchphrase for them....
He haw hehaw he hawlways lies!

It has changed,we now have a lady donkey....dont know what thats called. In polite terms.

Is her name Jenny?

Eye Test:

Many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t?
Jack Sh*t is the only son of Aww Sh*t who married Oh Sh*t,
owners of Knee deep in Sh*t Inc.
Jack Sh*t married no Sh*t . The couple had six children:
Holy Sh*t , Giva Sh*t , Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, the twins Deep Sh*t & Dip Sh*t .
Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t , a college drop out.
After 15 year Jack & No Sh*t divorced .
No Sh*t married Ted Sherlock and became No Sh*t Sherlock .
So next time someone says
" You don't know Jack Sh*t "
you can say "I know the full family"

ps. Hope this joke does not offend Simon as I spotted how you dislike the word hence it blocks out.

Castration would be safer for the planet 🌎