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I just stayed in a hotel where there was a note by the phone saying "Dial 9 for turn-down service".
The lady who answered said "I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy in the world".
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Sign held up by street musicians in New Orleans: "Give us a dollar or we'll vote for Donald Trump"
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Sign held up by street musicians in New Orleans: "Give us a dollar or we'll vote for Donald Trump" Isn't that called "Demanding money with menaces"
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Love the first one Richard! 
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Brilliant Richard  . Five go parenting  .
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This I think is rather good....given most of us are not in the first flush of youth!
Subject: Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
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Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 000 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Oxygen ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN..
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
Peter....re number 4 . Presetting speed dial. When I worked in the police ops room we had a call Sounds of raised voices with some anger tones. A loud slap and " take that, you b***h". Lots of similar sounds, comments and loud verbal sounds. A car was sent to the address. Officers entered and went upstairs. An embarrassed couple were in bed.... The equally embarrased officers reported... " all in order. The couple were engaged in energetic sex and the phone was too near, resulting in the 999 call." So...from a potentially serious incident it turned into a "control room lightener".
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