Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

Bob if my memory is working correct then there is a certain owner among us who has a Morgan and did he not call it Stanley or was thinking about it .

This joke was sent by a relative so a bent sense of humour runs in the family.
just thought up another and popped it on the list.

I have a keyring fob which says "I'm not Weird, just Gifted".

The nice bit was it made a lot of people laugh. Best medicine in the world.

Off for some Pork crackling straight out the oven nice an crispy

Tech based.......
Three people from tech based companies were playing golf......
Boasting about company developments.
In the fairway one stops, puts his finger on his ear......then after a minute carries on.
What was that? The others ask.
Just our new messaging gadget inplanted in my ear. Had a message from work.
Couple of holes later second golfer stops, starts talking as if to himself.
Just chatting to work using our ear implant and tooth microphone.
Later on golfer 3 says...
Excuse me chaps, I need to go to the bushes?
After a few minutes the others get concerned and go looking for him.
They find him squatting with trousers down and paper beneath him!
My God! Couldn't you wait ? There's a toilet up ahead.
It's ok. He says. The paper hanging down is from my internal fax machine for work.

SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY:

A friend of mine has two tickets for the Formula 1 final race of the season - the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, at the Yas Marina circuit on the weekend of the 25th - 27th November. They are box seats and include flights, hospitality, and hotel accommodation. He didn't realise when he bought them that this is the same day as his wedding.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Johns Church, Worcester at 2.15pm on the 26th. Her name is Janet. She’ll be the one in the white dress.

Very good John

I have heard a similar one before but still got me right to the end

Took a while to break through the jet lag.

That reminds me. The cities of the UAE are deeply divided in their opinions of classic animated series. For example, the people of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but Abu Dhabi do.