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Originally Posted By Hamwich
After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.........


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Married And Content

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'get your own f***ing blanket!'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Originally Posted By Hamwich
After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.........


If he was a vet in Wales he would have just had a telling off....
Ewe have been a baaaad boy......ewe mutton do it again within the next 12 months.
He would also have to repeat the phrase in song.....
"I've been a baaad boy
Ram a lamb a ding dong "


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Dave is going to love that one swear.


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Originally Posted By Budster
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Hilarious! rofl


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As it is the time of the year.

A little boy asks his mother: "Mom, can I have a puppy for Christmas?"

His mother replies: "You'll have turkey same as everybody else."


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Originally Posted By +8Rich
Dave is going to love that one swear.


We don't have a chimney but we do shovel plenty of sh....... crazy3


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When our children were small we used to do the usual mince pie and whisky for santa.
Hay and carrots for the reindeer.
The hay got removed and carrots nibbled.
Santas treats also disappeared.
One year, for a joke, I sprinkled some currants on the floor .
What are they dadi?
Looks like reindeer poo, I said.
I picked a couple up, ate them. Smiled and said
Yes..reindeer poo! Tasty too. laugh2
You can imagine the comments!
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I dare you to try it yourselves!! evil
Just make sure you don't argue with swmbo beforehand.
Especially if you have pet rabbits,
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