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For an early touch of Zappa, try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MewcnFl_6YHilarioous.
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One day God was looking down at the earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, God was told,"Yes, its bad on Earth;
95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not".
God thought for a moment and said, " Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion ."
So God called a second angel and it was sent to earth for a time .
When the angel returned God asked and again the angel said 95% are misbehaving , but the other 5% are being good.
God was not pleased
So he decided to e-mail 5% who were good , because he wanted to encourage them , give them a little something to help them keep going .
" DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE EMAIL SAID ?"
NO?
Okay, just wondering.
I didn't get one either......
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Richard I popped this on because TM is a bit quiet . By the way I had mates like that . Y/day while at work a baldy old guy came in asked do I know a John Tough and he was a year younger than me . When I asked why and who is he , he was a lad I went out with in a group in the mid 1970s he looked old and a head with no hair at all . I had to ask who he was . He had some funny ideas of what I was like then said I liked the lady's . Well I never . Sorry unable to print most of what he said about me . By hell I have quietened down and become very conservative to what I was . I just grew up got married and had a family don't even think he knew the true me like my close mates did.  What a shock for him when you played your hand.. These surprise meetings can take you aback I know, last year at the Dartmouth Music Festival I came across an ex colleague who I hadn't seen for about 20 years and I was shocked. He was hobbling around on two sticks and looked about 90 mind you he is on his 3rd wife, I felt pretty sorry for him as last time we met he was working at our radio station in Jersey and was about to run another charitable marathon. So guess who won't be playing away from home or running marathons... . Not that I have ever considered doing either, but I can ogle talent as well as the next healthy male..
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He has totally passed me by until now - thanks Bob. He really is out there  .
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He has totally passed me by until now - thanks Bob. He really is out there . Try "Hot Rats", it's less off the wall than some of his stuff. Favourite track "Willie the Pimp"
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
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Two American blondes froze to death in a drive-in movie ?
They had gone to see , 'Closed for the winter'.
A blonde was shopping in Asda and came across a shiny new silver thermos flask . She was fascinated by it, so picked it up and took it to the manager to ask what it was.
The manager said " Its a thermos flask . It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold ".
"Wow' said the blonde . "that's amazing , I'm going to buy it".
So she bought the thermos flask and took it to work the next day .
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that , he asked?
Why that's a thermos flask it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold , she replied..
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it"?.
The blonde replied . "Two ice lollies and some coffee".
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next doors neighbour's dog barking for hours & hours
The blonde jumps out of bed and say's , "I've had enough of this"
. She goes downstairs .
The blonde finally comes back to bed and her husband say's. "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing ?"
The blonde says, "I put in in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it"!
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