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If Donald Trump continues to withdraw executive orders of the former presidents at the same speed he does right now the USA will become a UK colony within half a year. 
Hannes
once: Green M3W; 2013
now: Red 4/4 Sport; 2011
and some practical cars for use in real life
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If Donald Trump continues to withdraw executive orders of the former presidents at the same speed he does right now the USA will become a UK colony within half a year. 
2008 XXVII Platform, Bugatti Blue Roadster 4 Seater
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His mother comes from Lewis so I reckon he will have Sturgeons job . 
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His mother comes from Lewis so I reckon he will have Sturgeons job .  .
2009 4/4 Henrietta
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1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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I've just got a new job, playing the triangle in a reggae band.
I don't have to do much, just stand there and ting.
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From a pal in Canada:
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "Ok, your Majesty, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged and asked,"What was that all about, I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me"?
"Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush beats A Pair, no matter how big they are".
Graham (G4FUJ)
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2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev
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That's an old one but a good one Graham .
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An unemployed man went into a job center in Devon and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Enticed by the job title, he went in
and asked the clerk for details of the position.
The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the Gynecologist .
You have to help the women out of there underwear , lay them down and carefully wash their private regions,
then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in
soothing oils so they're ready for the Gynecologist's examination.
"The annual salary is 125.000 , and if you are interested you will have to travel to Inverness Scotland ".
"Good grief....Is that where the job is?"
"No sir..... that's where the end of the line is for applicants right now.
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
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