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Great comment after the Guardian's report of Evertonian Tony Bellew's stopping David Haye in the 11th round after Haye's Achilles tendon had given way in the 5th.
"In terms of a Scouser up against a one-legged opponent, this wasn't half as entertaining as Paul McCartney versus Heather Mills".
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Unless something changes I think Trump will go down in history as the most disliked US president of all time. Certainly at this early stage he must be the butt of more disparaging jokes than any previous president.
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So, International Women's day has been a massive success !! Bless 'em. They all deserve a pat on the bottom. 
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I should say so the "Pussy Hat" is now a special exhibit in the V & A  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39203873One step forward and 5 steps backwards  .
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This gag, which was in the Now Show, made me smile.
They were talking about the French Presidential elections.....
"Monsieur Macron doesn't believe in left or right.
This is why your GPS is called TomTom and not Macron....."
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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth £250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only £50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."!!
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Unless something changes I think Trump will go down in history as the most disliked US president of all time. Certainly at this early stage he must be the butt of more disparaging jokes than any previous president. I was in the USA last week and I can report that around Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky & Ohio they love him.
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