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My wife works in endoscopy. She has a note written by a guy on how the enema works the night before. Sounds similar.

I also accused an American colleague of becoming all formal.
His reply "I am about a formal as a piss bubble in a urinal "


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Priceless..

One advantage of taking a lady who has known you for 40 odd years is that in a similar situation I'd hear a lot of laughter and then a comment along the lines of "well now I know it can't escape later"!!


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Who can recall their first overt fart in front of SWMBO? swmbo

I knew my SiL was settled when he started farting in my Golf.
Up to then he had been the only one who didn't.


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"Up to then he had been the only one who didn't."

Could be your driving Dave??


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Isn't that a sign that you are both commited in your relationship ?
The confidence to fart in the presence of your other half?
Mind you, the outlaws? A different matter?


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I never farted audibly in front of my in laws, although I must have slipped one out occasionally.
The young generation are more confident but the freedom to rasp at will is a huge bonus for us all.


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Originally Posted By DaveW
The young generation are more confident but the freedom to rasp at will is a huge bonus for us all.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEZ-NvSKJLI

After the advert.

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I grew up reading Spike's books, he was a brilliant eccentric.


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I finally got round to it and took my wife to the doctor's to get her Tourettes sorted out once and for all.

It turns out she hasn't got it, I actually am a c*** and she really does want me to f*** off.


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