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Salty Sea Dog Member of the Inner Circle
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Graham (G4FUJ)
Sold L44FOR 4/4 Giallo Fly
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My wife works in endoscopy. She has a note written by a guy on how the enema works the night before. Sounds similar.
I also accused an American colleague of becoming all formal.
His reply "I am about a formal as a piss bubble in a urinal "
JohnV6
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2025 Renault Scenic Alpine etech "Yvette"
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Formerly known as Aldermog Member of the Inner Circle
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Priceless..
One advantage of taking a lady who has known you for 40 odd years is that in a similar situation I'd hear a lot of laughter and then a comment along the lines of "well now I know it can't escape later"!!
Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...
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Roadster Guru Member of the Inner Circle
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Who can recall their first overt fart in front of SWMBO?  I knew my SiL was settled when he started farting in my Golf. Up to then he had been the only one who didn't.
DaveW
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'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
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OXR 5 L - Learner Plates On
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OXR 5 L - Learner Plates On
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"Up to then he had been the only one who didn't."
Could be your driving Dave??
Tony
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Needs to Get Out More!
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Isn't that a sign that you are both commited in your relationship ?
The confidence to fart in the presence of your other half?
Mind you, the outlaws? A different matter?
Plus Four MY23 Furka Rouge
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Roadster Guru Member of the Inner Circle
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I never farted audibly in front of my in laws, although I must have slipped one out occasionally.
The young generation are more confident but the freedom to rasp at will is a huge bonus for us all.
DaveW
'05 Red Roadster S1
'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4
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Talk Morgan Sage
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The young generation are more confident but the freedom to rasp at will is a huge bonus for us all. After the advert.
Last edited by BobtheTrain; 14/07/17 09:55 PM.
Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek
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I grew up reading Spike's books, he was a brilliant eccentric.
2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev
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Scruffy Oik Member of the Inner Circle
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I finally got round to it and took my wife to the doctor's to get her Tourettes sorted out once and for all.
It turns out she hasn't got it, I actually am a c*** and she really does want me to f*** off.
Tim H.
1986 4/4 VVTi Sport, 2002 LR Defender, 2022 Mini Cooper SE
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