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How does Jack Frost get to work?


By icicles !

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me something smells


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He said .... I don't know why you wear a bra; you have nothing to put in it . She said ...You wear pants don't you.

How many honest , intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes? One but he has never been found .

Whats the difference between men and government bonds ?
The bonds mature.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good - looking .
They already have boy friends .

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.,
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Whats the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They/re married .

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A bunch of themed jokes involving bees....nicked from pistonheads. Not strictly craker jokes but some crackers in there.

• What’s the best part of a bee?
Its knees.
• Where did Noah keep his bees?
In archives.
• What kind of bee hums and drops things?
A fumble bee.
• What did one bee say to the other?
None of your buzzness.
• Where do bees go on holiday?
Stingapore.
• Why did the bee start quoting poetry?
He was waxing lyrical.
• What bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee.
• Why did the bee go on strike?
He wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
• What’s a bee’s favourite novel?
The Great Gats-bee.
• What kind of bee can’t be understood?
A mumble bee.
• How do bees get to school?
By school buzz.
• Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honey combs.
• Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station.
• What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobees.
• How do you know that bees are happy?
Because they hum while they work.

One more from me....
What do bees watch on tv?
Bee bee see

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