He said .... I don't know why you wear a bra; you have nothing to put in it . She said ...You wear pants don't you.
How many honest , intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes? One but he has never been found .
Whats the difference between men and government bonds ?
The bonds mature.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good - looking .
They already have boy friends .
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.,
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Whats the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They/re married .
Guess who's side I am on.
