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I am Red Green blind (translated Word by Word from german) so another Joke I can not understand!  But I think I have anough motor cycels! Sorry bm I'll translate the colours for you. Top left has a green 7 in the circle Top middle has a red 13 Top right has an orange 16 Bottom left has a red 8 Bottom middle has no concealed number Bottom right has an orange 9
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A bit early but.. Trade your Politicians for immigrants - the Swedish perspective as received from a Swedish Morganeer  
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Mrs Neptune has always been a bit adventurous in the bedroom.
The other day she appeared in a nurses uniform and asked if I wanted to play.
Not being one to deny a lady I agreed, sadly she took it all a bit a seriously.
She left me waiting in the hall for 6 hours.
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The caption to this one was - Damn I forget to bring my glasses.. https://www.facebook.com/picq.horticole/videos/1734163656646739/
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She left me waiting in the hall for 6 hours. 
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The new Fiesta ad promotes it's 'pothole detecting suspension'.
I've got that.
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Mrs Neptune has always been a bit adventurous in the bedroom.
The other day she appeared in a nurses uniform and asked if I wanted to play.
Not being one to deny a lady I agreed, sadly she took it all a bit a seriously.
She left me waiting in the hall for 6 hours.  is a nurse. From experience bevery nervous...... Good points..... Not needed to go to A&E or doc to have stitches out. Bad point....she decided to take a blood sample to save going to doc. 05.00and sat on the bed for her to suck my blood out. Couldn’t find a vein. Changed arms. “There it is!” Was it hell.....she missed and hit a nerve with the bloodsucking device It certainly woke me up for commute to work!  my arm ached for a fortnight. She did manage to find the vein at next attempt though.
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The inventor of the hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat has died.
RIP. Scott Chegg
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I am still a virgin.
What? said the groom. How can that be if you've been married ten times?
Well husband no 1. was a sales rep he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband no 2. was in software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband no 3. was from Field Service; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband no 4. was in Telemarketing ; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when to deliver.
Husband no 5. was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research , implement, and design a new state of the art method .
Husband no 6. was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure if it was his job or not.
Husband no 7. was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband no 8. was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband no 9. was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband no 10. was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him !!!!!!
"But now I've met you, I'm really excited!" "But why ?"
" You are a lawyer. This time I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET SCREWED!.
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