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Originally Posted By bmgermany
I am Red Green blind (translated Word by Word from german) so another Joke I can not understand! pantsdown

But I think I have anough motor cycels!


Sorry bm I'll translate the colours for you.

Top left has a green 7 in the circle
Top middle has a red 13
Top right has an orange 16
Bottom left has a red 8
Bottom middle has no concealed number
Bottom right has an orange 9


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A bit early but..

Trade your Politicians for immigrants - the Swedish perspective as received from a Swedish Morganeer wink



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Mrs Neptune has always been a bit adventurous in the bedroom.
The other day she appeared in a nurses uniform and asked if I wanted to play.
Not being one to deny a lady I agreed, sadly she took it all a bit a seriously.
She left me waiting in the hall for 6 hours.

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The caption to this one was - Damn I forget to bring my glasses..

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Originally Posted By Neptune
She left me waiting in the hall for 6 hours.

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I've got that.


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Originally Posted By Neptune
Mrs Neptune has always been a bit adventurous in the bedroom.
The other day she appeared in a nurses uniform and asked if I wanted to play.
Not being one to deny a lady I agreed, sadly she took it all a bit a seriously.
She left me waiting in the hall for 6 hours.


swmbo is a nurse.
From experience bevery nervous......
Good points.....
Not needed to go to A&E or doc to have stitches out.
Bad point....she decided to take a blood sample to save going to doc.
05.00and sat on the bed for her to suck my blood out. Couldn’t find a vein. Changed arms.
“There it is!”
Was it hell.....she missed and hit a nerve with the bloodsucking device It certainly woke me up for commute to work! scared my arm ached for a fortnight. She did manage to find the vein at next attempt though.


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The inventor of the hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat has died.

RIP. Scott Chegg


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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I am still a virgin.

What? said the groom. How can that be if you've been married ten times?

Well husband no 1. was a sales rep he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband no 2. was in software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband no 3. was from Field Service; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband no 4. was in Telemarketing ; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when to deliver.

Husband no 5. was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research , implement, and design a new state of the art method .

Husband no 6. was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure if it was his job or not.

Husband no 7. was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband no 8. was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband no 9. was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband no 10. was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God I miss him !!!!!!

"But now I've met you, I'm really excited!" "But why ?"

" You are a lawyer. This time I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET SCREWED!.


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