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My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. I said: “How can you say such a thing?”
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I entered my pet snail in a snail race, the others were faster so I took his shell off to speed him up.
It just made him more sluggish. Joke of the Month.  Indeed, been laughing out loud for ten minutes.... Regards Mark
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This is alleged to be a true story and happened in the States although the fare was a Brit.
The story of the naked woman
A fully naked British goes up in a taxi whose driver is a Chinese. He looked at her from top to bottom and several times.
The worried woman asks:
Have you ever seen a naked woman?
Chinese taxi driver answers:
- I don't look at you because you're naked. I'm worried because I'm watching and watching and I don't see where you have the money to pay me.
Moral:
You have to be like the Chinese!
Focus on your business and not distractions!
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That sums up the Chinese as I know them.  
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The man who invented predictive text has died. Apparently he was allergic to nuts and had a bad reaction after trying some fruit cake. He tried to text someone for help but unfortunately that just led to someone trying to stab him with an epic penis as he lay there.
His funfair is next monkey, may he roast in piss
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The man who invented predictive text has died. Apparently he was allergic to nuts and had a bad reaction after trying some fruit cake. He tried to text someone for help but unfortunately that just led to someone trying to stab him with an epic penis as he lay there.
His funfair is next monkey, may he roast in piss I'd heard that his funfair will be hello on sundial.
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it.
It was a shihtzu
It was so bad we tried a different one today, weirdly they had a cage with a baguette in it.
The zoo keeper said it was okay, it was bread in captivity
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