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I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”
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I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!” Like that, by the way have you used SOSPAN on other forums, saw it as a product question on Screwfix
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Not sure if my last text I got was a scam, but it said i'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..
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 Before the show, can I recommend the Elvis Steak House ? The perfect place for those who love meat tender.
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Not sure if my last text I got was a scam, but it said i'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..
Maybe it wasn't a scam. Some folk just have suspicious minds.
Giles. Mogless in Paris.
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I have used sospan elsewhere but can’t remember if it was on Screwfix.... I don’t go on to dating sites.... 
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Not sure if my last text I got was a scam, but it said i'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..
Maybe it wasn't a scam. Some folk just have suspicious minds. I couldn’t go on with a suspicious mind, I’d feel like I was caught in a trap
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I have used sospan elsewhere but can’t remember if it was on Screwfix.... I don’t go on to dating sites.... I thought screwfix was a dating site, did I get that wrong?  I want the cat/orange back. It was your's once upon a time? I always loved that photo.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a checkered tablecloth, it took him two hours to pass me the salt...
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