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I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”


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Originally Posted by sospan
I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”


Like that, by the way have you used SOSPAN on other forums, saw it as a product question on Screwfix

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Not sure if my last text I got was a scam, but it said i'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..

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Before the show, can I recommend the Elvis Steak House ? The perfect place for those who love meat tender.

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Originally Posted by Neptune
Not sure if my last text I got was a scam, but it said i'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..


Maybe it wasn't a scam.


Some folk just have suspicious minds.


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I have used sospan elsewhere but can’t remember if it was on Screwfix....
I don’t go on to dating sites....
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Originally Posted by pandy
Originally Posted by Neptune
Not sure if my last text I got was a scam, but it said i'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show..


Maybe it wasn't a scam.


Some folk just have suspicious minds.


I couldn’t go on with a suspicious mind, I’d feel like I was caught in a trap

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Originally Posted by sospan
I have used sospan elsewhere but can’t remember if it was on Screwfix....
I don’t go on to dating sites....
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I thought screwfix was a dating site, did I get that wrong? innocent

I want the cat/orange back. It was your's once upon a time? I always loved that photo.

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